Baby sea turtle swimming
or is it flying through the snow
Definitely flying through the snow.
"Are you wearing the Ch…"
Chanel Boots? Yeah, I am.
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
chris evans when he touches people’s boobs:
on your left
Sebastian Stan: a second summary in text posts
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
REALLY, AGAIN? THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON WAS
this post is a mess
That is a tortilla. Tortillas do not have crusts.
What happened to you people? Who hurt you?
I am so amused.
oh god, it´s back
I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme
"Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?" I look up and smile " Yes it is" Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.